All One Liners and Comebacks

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Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle

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A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls

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How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them

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I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters

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Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand

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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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