Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
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How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car
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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
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Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera
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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
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He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic - he got up on one knee
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Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
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