All One Liners and Comebacks

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Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week

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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up

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Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together

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There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it

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A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire

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