All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

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I'm a simple man. I see boobs I press like

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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

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Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.

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It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

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