All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

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Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.

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There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

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Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.

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