It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
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It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
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I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
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If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
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I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.
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