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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.

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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.

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