All One Liners and Comebacks

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A wife is like a boomerang - the harder you throw the faster she comes back.

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Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second.

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What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?

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