What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
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It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
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The three words most hated by men during sex? "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
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What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? "Are you done?"
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