All One Liners and Comebacks

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

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Man's appearance is not the most important thing. There are worse flows.

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

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If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.

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Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.

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A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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