All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.

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I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

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Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

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