I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
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Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
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If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?
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