Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
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What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
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Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?
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Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
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