It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month.
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I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist.
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If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"?
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No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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