I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married.
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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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