All One Liners and Comebacks

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Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!

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My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

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What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

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I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive.

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I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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