All One Liners and Comebacks

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My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.

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The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?

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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

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