As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
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I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!
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When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.
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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
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Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
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