I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.
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The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.
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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.
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A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.
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It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.
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You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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