Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votes
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes
Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes
The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes
I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes