Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
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Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
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What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man.
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
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