All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.

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Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!

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