All One Liners and Comebacks

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Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.

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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.

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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

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Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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