All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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One Liners

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

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One Liners

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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One Liners

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.74 from: 31 votes

One Liners

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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One Liners

The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.

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