All One Liners and Comebacks

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? "Beat it - we're closed."

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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Love is like peeing yourself - everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

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