All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Why wasn't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys

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A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday

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Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job

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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens

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If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive

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If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit

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If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English...

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