All One Liners and Comebacks

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Don't be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone

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TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically

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What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!

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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific

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What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion

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I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man, I hate those people

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