Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
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Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
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Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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