Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.
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My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
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Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching.
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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.
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It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
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