All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.

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One Liners

If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.

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My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.

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Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching.

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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

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It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 2 votes