A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
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Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy.
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.
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