Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
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Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
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I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
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How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
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