Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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We must pay for the mistakes of our youth... at the drugstore.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone
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How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!
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What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
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