The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks
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I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one!
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How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
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Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it.
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