Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
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I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody...
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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