Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!
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Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet!
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Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
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A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile.
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