What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."
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There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.
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