Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work
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