Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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"You can't sleep either?" Says a voice from under your bed.
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Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
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Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a big rock.
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