I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!
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Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.
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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
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