I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
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You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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