The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
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Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.
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I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
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