If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
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Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!
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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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