All One Liners and Comebacks

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Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

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Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.

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Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand...

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Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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