Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
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Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!
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Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
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My "it's cold outside" post just went viral on Facebook.
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What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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