All One Liners and Comebacks

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I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

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I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

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Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

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The panic begins with the first one to say 'Calm down!'

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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