All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes