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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood? "Trust Me..."

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A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

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What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!

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My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.

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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

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