If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two.
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If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love.
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I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.
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