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How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

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You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.

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For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

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Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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