Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary.
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Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.
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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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